What song are you listening to right now?
Breakdown - Tom Petty (GO AHEAD, GIVE IT TO ME!)
Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
My parents bought it for me. No idea where.
Could you go a day without eating?
Yeah, but why the fuck would I want to?
Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with a J or A?
Yes, Jasmin, and I don't believe that I've kissed anyone whose name starts with an A. (I literally had to spend five minutes mentally going over everyone in my head. XD)
Do your parents force you to go to church or let you make the decisions?
Nah. They stopped going after I was born, and I'm not religious. (Same response now in 2012, and now I'm an agnostic atheist).
How long does it take you to shower?
Thirty minutes, plus ten if I have to put on lotion and other things.
What was last thing you drank?
Are you "talking" to someone?
What was for dinner last night?
I scarcely remember. Whatever they served at the cafe.
Is anyone in love with you?
Nobody knows me well enough to be in love with me, and considering my track record, I doubt it.
Do you curse in front of your parents?
What girl(s) can you tell everything to?
My mum, Elaisha, Palvi, Evie, Alex, Jasmine, Jasmin, Valerie, Jessica, pretty much anyone.
Does anyone hate you?
Sure! Everyone. Because I hate everyone. Reciprocity.
What are you doing tonight?
Avoiding studying, listening to Tom Petty, and realizing how strange piercings are.
Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
No. I wouldn't give a pedophile or rapist or Hitler (were he still alive or to be resurrected) a second chance (same response in 2012).
Your phone is ringing, it's the person you fell hardest for, what do you say?
I'd hang up. I'm not playing nice with someone who caused me so much pain (inadvertently).
Ever liked someone older than you?
In terms of celebrities, definitely. And men at fifty are SEXY. Women are good any time.
Did you get a full 8 hours of sleep last night?
Have you ever been arrested?
Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
Do you want someone you can't have?
I don't want anyone, not even myself. Love is for the weak.
Did anything special happen last night?
Went to a drag show hosted by a celebrity (he played Otto in Married with Children!), met some new friends, hung out with new friends, and went back to my dorm and ate lasagna at midnight.
Who did you spend most of your time with last night?
New friends and Jasmine.
Do you believe what goes around comes around?
Not so much anymore. Some people never get served.
Can you handle the truth?
Last time you left your house, where did you go?
Are we talking "house" as in my actual home or as in where I'm currently living? XD if it's the first, then college. If it's the second, then the car wash.
Is your bedroom messy or clean?
I try to clean it up every few days, but I'm mostly a slob.
Do you have any unusual skills?
I talk to myself like no other, I can do random voices, I can touch my tongue to my nose, anddddd I can grin like a pedophile.
When did you last have an 'Oh, I get it now!' moment?
When I found out that Nathan's Mormon.
What were you last embarrassed about?
Nearly running over some poor woman at a semi-manual, semi-machine carwash because, oy vey, she gestured me to go, so I went, and then she started moving toward me! I felt so horrible, but at the same time, she should've indicated better.
When were you last jealous?
I don't know.
Are you in a good mood right now?
Somewhat. I'm feeling feisty.
Do you drink energy drinks?
Are you an alcoholic?
Is anything bothering you?
Ignorance, naivety, Romney, stupidity, racism, prejudice, hate, being away from my close friends, still stupidly getting excited at the possibility of people being romantically interested in me when that is just not going to happen.
Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
I lived my dream and got a belly button piercing on Friday, so I'm good for now.
If you could erase somebody from your life, who would it be?
Was 2009 a good year for you?
Last time you said you loved someone, did you mean it?
I don't know.
Do you think people think bad things about you?
Yes. I'm a freak, and I accept it.
Would you rather have long or short hair?
Now that it's short and needs to be cut and is stringy and gross, I want long hair again (but first a haircut).
Would you ever camp out on a beach, under the stars?
As long as the tide didn't come too far off and I'm safe from bugs or sand crawling up my crotch, sure.
How was the weather today?
Hot. And it's October. Yeesh.
This past summer, did you have a "thing" with someone?
Summer fling don't mean a thing. And it really didn't mean a thing. Guy was an asshole.
What was the first thing you thought of this morning?
"I don't want to get up."
Currently wanting anything?
To just magically through the process of osmosis know everything I need to know for my exams.
If you had to get another piercing where would they be?
I have no idea, but I like the minor pain associated with the belly button ring so... somewhere that would provide similar pain.
Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?
Next time you will ask me question with "will" after the other verb? There is currently no one that I want to kiss, but sure. I'm an older, seasoned woman now.
If you woke up in one of the Saw movies, do you think you could survive?
Oh, Jigsaw. Oh, Jigsawwww. Ohhhhhh.
Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?
Yeah, it's pretty common.
Are you missing anyone?
Friends, family, my deceased bunny. D:
Is there anyone who doesn't like you?
No, because I'm completely angelic and not at all ever a sarcastic snarky bratty conceited know-it-all bitch.
Who was the last person you took a picture with?
Where do you want to live when you are older?
Wherever I can afford because with the career path I'm going, I'll be happy if I get a house. XD
How far away is the person you miss?
I miss so many people, but the ones on my mind right now are only two hours away.
Do you ever get "good morning" texts from anyone?
Is any part of you sad at all?
All of the time.
Who were you last in a car with?
Do you think things will change in the next few months?
This is a stupid question; things always change.
Were you single on your last birthday?
Yes, I've always been single. Probably will be for a long time.
Is there a guy that knows everything or almost everything about you?
Kyle knows a great deal about me. Kennard too. Sean maybe. My dad. Peter and Milo are beginning to see who I am, but not every part.
Last thing you did before bed last night?
Contemplated writing, then retreated into slumber.
Did you see a guy today that made you smile?
Peter in his LMFAO costume. XD
What are you doing tomorrow?
Tomorrow will technically be Monday since it's now 1am on Sunday, but I don't want to think about Monday cuz that's depressing, so I'll treat this as Sunday--studying, studying, eating, studying, cleaning the dorm, studying, eating, internet, internet, crying about how I miss home and hate people.
Will you be up before 7 am tomorrow?
I'm up at 1am now, so I guess so.
Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
I don't like the term best friend because it just makes other people feel bad, and I don't compare people and go, "Oh you're higher up on the friend hierarchy today, very good". Who does that?
Will you be sleeping alone tonight?
Wow. Wow. THANKS FOR REMINDING ME. *sobs* Yes, I'll be alone. More room to myself. ;D
Have you ever slapped someone in the face?
Yes, Kyle. XD It doesn't even count as a slap though.
Could you go the rest of your life without smoking weed?
Probably, although I'm still slightly curious to try it.
Are you a bad influence?
Are you wearing something you borrowed from someone?
No, I feel bad mooching clothes off of people.
Does it bother you when people respond with one word texts?
Not so much in texts because I fucking hate texts and phones, but online, yes.
Do you remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed?
Yes, mid-June, booty call. He stuck his tongue down my throat, and I was shocked at how awkward he was, and whenever I'd try to kiss back in a less awkward way he'd just resort to tongue-fucking my mouth, so I eventually gave up. The lesson: Booty calls suck.
Would you go out in public looking the way you do now?
I could, but people already think that I'm weird enough here.
Do your parents know everything about you?
No, it's impossible for anyone to know everything.
How late did you stay up last night? Why?
A little past 2. Because it was Friday night, and I felt like it.
Do you find smoking unattractive?
It's the oddest thing because in person I think that it's disgusting (the smell kills me), but there's something oddly mesmerizing about watching an attractive person just inhale and exhale little rings of smoke. I probably just have an oral fixation. When I actually think about the smoking itself, I say no thanks.